I have never been that good at speaking cat. I will go over and try to sniff them, but they will either run away or smack my nose. I have never really been close to a cat. This lady on the other hand is fluent in catspeak. She seems to be able to read their minds and can communicate with them. It is amazing what humans can learn.

This video is part of a segment for Commercial Kings which debuts tomorrow night on the IFC network. The hosts of the show are going around and making TV commercials for local businesses. I can't tell if they are making fun of them or just having fun. Either way it is funny and the first show is about a cat business and a dog business. You can watch the full episode on the IFC Friday 6/24 at 10/9c.

This video is almost too much. Why do people think it is funny to tease us. Is it because we will still love you anyway? This kind of behavior has to stop!

Season Greetings from all of us here at TwoBitDog.com. Here is a holiday treat to brighten up your day. This video was compiled by the Talking Animal's Channel. I loved the use of echo for Jasmine. I laughed so hard I sneezed all over the computer screen. You don't know how hard that is for me to clean. If I don't hold the cloth right, I scratch everything up with my claws.  Anyways, I hope you enjoy.

I have recently started liking to watch Jimmy Stewart movies. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is a good one during election times. And, of course, It's a Wonderful Life, is a classic over the Christmas season.

Then I came across this poem he read on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. I am now in love with this man. Watch and enjoy.

Now, it's time to go watch Harvey again. A 6-foot rabbit sounds delicious!

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When I was younger, I would watch those movies of Benji. He'd be running around Greece, scaling a house, opening a door, impersonating Chevy Chase. He was a star, and I wanted to be just like him. I would play fetch with my pet and try to show off how fast I was. I would jump up on the couch, and even on the back of the couch. I thought I was a stud.

Then comes along TreT. I'm not sure what kind of evolutionary breeding has gone into him. I can only assume the Ukraine has had a history of problems with cat burglers. enjoy this video of his stunts. He's fast; he's agile; and he climbs trees!

Remember to enter my contest by the end of this week to get free pet treats and a chance to win $50 of pet food.

It has been about a year since this story has hit the internet, but I found that it was hard to piece together the truth from the fanciful. Ulitmately I have relied on what seemed to be the most reliable source: National Geographic. Suriya is an orangutan at the T.I.G.E.R.S. Preservation Stations in Myrtle Beach, SC. She like to take rides with the staff on one their elephants. They would go through the woods to a nearby neighborhood.

(Imagine looking out your house and seeing an orangutan riding an elephant down the street. I'm not one to bark at cars, but I would have to say hi to them.)

They would end up at a river where the elephant would take a dip.

On one of these trips, there was a blue tick hound dog by the river. Bhagavan 'Doc' Antle, director of T.I.G.E.R.S., noticed that Suriya and the dog were staring at each other. Suriya got down from the elephant, the dog runs up, and they jump into each others arms. They played and romped together as if they were old friends.

As they were leaveing the dog followed them back to the preserve. Doc tried many times to keep him out, but Roscoe, as he is now called, keep busting back in. Roscoe searched until he found the orangutan section. Suriya spotted him and took over some of her food. The two are now almost never apart. They are happy doing just about anything together. As you will see in the pictures below this includes swimming.

Friendship is invaluable in every species. This is a great reason to have two pets, so that they have a playmate when you have to be away. Animals are social and need others. People are really no different. I like how this story shows friendship can be found in some unexpected places.

There are other stories floating around about depression, sickness, and northern California. National Geographic and subsequently ABC News do not mention this part of the story, but someone else may know if they are accurate. If so, please leave a comment and link below.

If I had puppies, this is how I would read books to them. What a great video!

After the disturbing video yesterday, I had to find something better for you. Here is dog doing the Merengue. I personally have not been very good dancing. I do have two left feet.

Take a vacation and what happens with the world. Last week a video surfaced of a woman walking down the street. She sees a cat, pets it and then puts it in the trash. There is so much wrong with this video. One, this is a respectable woman who works in the bank, not some teenager who is having some misguided fun. Second, the comments this video has generated has caused the police to provide security for the woman. The woman has sense apologized and do believe that it was a random act of evil on her part. How much evil has come to this world because of random acts like this?

For those who have missed it, you can see the video here.